THE weekend started uproariously for us has-beens at Jim Aitken's '84
Grand Slam reunion. ''How come you didn't invite that bloody Welsh
referee too?'' asked Richard Escott, the doyen of French rugby
journalists. Richard -- ya boo, sucks to you, pal.
Telfer spoke at the function. Those of us expecting a gentle tickling
of the egos were booted firmly into touch -- and we should have known.
''I don't like looking backwards,'' said Telfer. ''I look forward.''
Thereafter came a 15-minute treatise on the future of Scottish rugby,
during which Gordon Hunter, the only man to break a cheekbone running
off the field at Dublin, bowed his head in mock shame with the biggest
smile cracking his face.
''Sorry we won it Jim,'' whispered Hunter guiltily. Eyes darted across
the room in the hush -- I caught John Rutherford's knowing look -- and
Telfer had us by the short and curlies again.
Euan Kennedy, who once had his nipple ripped off by Mark Shaw's stud
and scored a try against the English, found the night's proceedings too
much. He slept naked in the hotel's corridor when locked out of his
room. And our ageing process was summed up nicely by Peter Dods who
claimed that this damned modern music was too loud at the disco. Mind
you, only two divorcees in the whole bunch, well below the national
average.
But let's look forward as Telfer suggests. We have two scoops for you.
The first is that the Director of Rugby has set up a group to analyse,
formulate and report on a specific style of back play for Scotland.
Dougie Arneil, Roy Laidlaw, and Colin Robertson at the SRU head it up
with backup from Rob Moffat of Melrose, and Messrs Hadden and Easson,
all weel kent rugby faces. All teachers except wee Roy.
They meet first at the end of March, with angles, running lines and
necessary skills all to be decided upon, and a teaching video made. Hand
on heart, aside from lacking some of the open field flair of their
predecessors, I thought the forwards on Saturday were blameless. The
problems were further out than that, and I'd also jump to the defence of
Redpath and Townsend, whose only faults were that they tried too hard.
No, the failing, as it has been for 10 years, is in our lack of
Australian, French or even English understanding, pace and abilities
from numbers 12 to 15. It's sad, but the report is needed.
Secondly, Craig Chalmers is considering a South African sojourn this
summer to play for Natal. Various friends have told him that he needs to
relight his fire by getting as far away as possible from Scotland.
Already Scotland's summer tour to Argentina is developing into a second
string affair, what with Peter Walton adding his name to the possible
non-tourers, when it should be the most vital summer expedition in
preparation for the 1995 World Cup.
Me, I think that the players should realise that this year's bottom of
the table position is a completely unrealistic one in that they should
have beaten both England and Ireland, and now is the time to go on
summer tours and stay part of Scotland's plans. Things will never be
this bad again, and the year has been a freak one indeed.
More worrying to a certain extent is the complete and lasting change
in Murrayfield's atmosphere in these 10 short years since 1984. The
world's best stadium it certainly is, but sit high in the west stand and
you need your binoculars.
Add to that the nincumpoops who booed Gavin Hastings as he lined up to
kick at goal, and we have proof that some of the balloons who have
jumped on the debenture issue for some ready tickets have too much
money, shouldn't be there, and haven't a clue about rugby.
And what can I say about ''Flower of Scotland?'' I love the song, but
it doesn't rest easily with us Scots as we sing it with far less gusto
than before -- almost edgily.
Never in our wildest dreams do we want to emulate the nonsensical
jingoism of our English friends and their ''Swing Low Sweet Chariot.''
Maybe the song is played too slowly by the band, maybe it's in a key
that's too low, or maybe it sits uneasily in Murrayfield's all-seater
stadium. Whatever, like Twickenham, the ground is no longer a gathering
place for the common man to support his side and we'll just have to live
with that.
What's certain for the future is that a new generation of Scottish
backs will have to step forward to grace the new stadium. Get on the
weights Craig Joiner, Chris Dalgliesh, Michael Dods and the rest.
They'll be needed very shortly.
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