THE Prime Minister swung the bat for under-privileged black children

in Johannesburg yesterday. Mr Major, opening donated cricket nets, was a

trifle rusty. Bowling he did better, knocking over the stumps of South

Africa's Sports Minister Mr Steve Tschwete.

Alexandra slum township youth Elite Matsitso, 14, who tossed three at

him said: ''He's a better bowler than batsman.''

Sir Colin Cowdrey, who was present to help launch an aid package of

#500,000 in British coaching and equipment for such youngsters, was

delighted but baffled by the ball that beat Mr Tschwete.It may have been

a googly. Mr Major himself seemed unclear. ''I'm quitting while I'm

ahead,'' he said. England vice-captain Alex Stewart diplomatically

withheld comment.

With the cricketers were soccer star Sir Bobby Charlton, Rob Andrew,

the English rugby stand-off and the athlete Judy Simpson.

Crafty Sir Bobby primed a bunch of under-12s to ask the Prime Minister

some questions that might get things done for them.

''Any of these kids good enough for Rangers?'' I asked Sir Bobby.

''All of them,'' he replied, in what I took to be a compliment to them

and an observation of Rangers.

Sure enough, Sipho Malunga, 15, got his chance to ask Mr Major his

carefully primed question about more coaching help. What he actually

said was: ''What's it like to be Prime Minister?''

''I'd rather be a sportsman,'' was the reply with feeling from the man

who confessed to being a ''sports nut''. At any rate, better than 30

minutes of Question Time every week.